there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
Liam Neeson shaped bottle
Famous religioss dogs
I CANT BREATHE
"gee, that’s a nice set of legs―"
”don’t sAY IT―”
”―what time do they open?”
"damN IT, TAILGATE"
it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost's birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy （．＿．）
Soundwave helping me with my dried herbs.
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD